Gettin Whiskey with White Chocolate

2009-12-20T22:04:00.000-05:00

Clit Tease - the male equivalent to cock tease. Sam is a real clit tease.

2009-12-19T19:35:00.000-05:00

Pooper has won the latest poll by a few million votes.

2009-12-19T19:33:00.001-05:00

It has snooowed a bunch in the wilderness all night and day gungfungers.

2009-11-13T08:51:00.002-05:00

Creep Taint - a handsome man who is creepy. Tom Cruise is a creep taint.

2009-11-13T08:50:00.000-05:00

Pooper - a new word for an attractive butt. Let me get at that pooper girl.

2009-10-27T09:11:00.001-04:00

Ubered has won the latest poll. Motivator has created a brand new dirty word that the world will come to love in due time. So if you are reading this post enjoy knowing you are ahead of the curve. You're welcome?

2009-10-20T09:27:00.003-04:00

Box-Block - when one chick prevents another chick from hooking up with a guy even when she wants to. "Tori totally box-blocked me last night."

2009-10-14T10:18:00.001-04:00

All three words in the poll were created by Motivator.

2009-10-09T08:43:00.002-04:00

Shasty - nasty sh!t.

2009-10-05T10:27:00.003-04:00

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2009-10-05T10:24:00.000-04:00

Ubered - really f@cked up. The Neo-Cons have really ubered America

2009-10-05T10:22:00.001-04:00

Barazy - when a person is a barrel of crazy. George Bush is barazy.

Toolbox

2009-09-28T09:15:00.004-04:00

In an extremely close race toolbox beat out boo-cake by about a million votes out of 20 trillion votes. This is yet another word from the mysterious SH to join the Words of Expletive Greatness. Better luck next time Sam I Am.

2009-09-11T23:01:00.000-04:00

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2009-09-09T20:37:00.002-04:00

There will be a new poll up on Friday so please be patient. I am currently looking for another word to go into the poll along with boo-cake, henter, and toolbox. I want the number to be an odd 4 that's right an odd 4 or 6 or 8 for that matter I like odd even numbersss for thee funnn offf aiidds sakdkh skdhf sdhjjkhsd adshfhdsfhfowie weiuroiuwoeruowuer kjdajfgoi98oj89uoiu98u00983-823-82-38 ok STOP it thing In My; head. letters randomly is one thing but not random numbers thats just silly ???? So to reitereateeee theree will be anew poll heretofor on Friday morn or eve.

Motivator

2009-09-08T22:29:00.001-04:00

Toolbox - a chick who dates tools. Check out that toolbox with that dude with a faux hawk. This word was brought to you by SH.

2009-09-02T21:39:00.001-04:00

Henter - a person who has sex with chickens. George sure was a henter.

2009-09-02T21:36:00.004-04:00

Boo-Cake - an alternate of bukakke. "I would like to give her a nice, creamy, slice of boo-cake." This word is courtesy of Sam I Am.

2009-08-31T08:55:00.002-04:00

Gettin Whiskey with White Chocolate is on the search for new dirty words. Please leave a comment on this post with a new dirty word and definition. Now don't be a gungfunger and just create a new word it's fun.

2009-08-24T09:06:00.002-04:00

Taint Sweat Nasty has won the latest poll on the greatest site in the interweb world. It will join it's new friends in the Words of Expletive Greatness at the bottom of the page. Tours are free.

2009-08-20T10:04:00.000-04:00

Keep on truckin and a votin on your way to a world free of hymgy.

2009-08-17T08:59:00.001-04:00

I am in the dark writing new and thinks of the newd woreds to hive to you the publick. ppppp is the where and the how while ffff is the when so who is the stranger in the gungfunger pants.

2009-08-10T08:55:00.002-04:00

Gustled - when you have been hustled to the limit.

2009-08-08T09:23:00.000-04:00

There will be a new poll up on monday. Until then be cool and don't listen to bapazapas.

2009-08-08T09:22:00.001-04:00

Bapazapa - a really bad jam band. Did you hear those bapazapas on stage.

2009-08-06T20:22:00.001-04:00

Is your mouth dry well try a 9 Point Sumpin.

2009-08-06T20:18:00.002-04:00

This is a new post about a new post. That was it or is it gungfungers. I'm going to poo poo junction or tinkletown if I choose. khadfiuh dkhvkahsdf ;io;ief oiwuoi wefhaskdjf oiaf iasdf sdfkjhasd fkhasdf aosdifa sdfnaksdhfoi Stumble Upon this in the night and stub yer toooeee. Oh No OH NO. jjjjjjjjjj has post ed in the 20 o clock period right now hibkittles and pooskittles.

2009-08-05T23:43:00.001-04:00

I discovered a great site about some homebrewers. www.herbell.com Go now and enjoy with all your livelyhood, run run/??//??

2009-08-01T15:16:00.002-04:00

Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections has been declared the official female equivalent of Stop Bustin My Balls. Congrats go to CDUB for creating the sensation that is Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections. Feel free to start using this phrase and tell others how much fun it is to say.

2009-07-31T09:13:00.002-04:00

Last chance to vote in the most amazing tournament of all eons. Egads it's the last day to vote? You gungfungers and hymgies better hurry up and vote.

2009-07-27T19:13:00.003-04:00

Keep voting and voting if you love Ameriworld. Love is built on votes for new dirty words or phrases.

2009-07-17T19:38:00.002-04:00

The final is set with Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections and Stop Oppressing My Ovaries from CDUB. Stop Kicking My Cooter from James Gang. Finally Z gives us Stop Taxing My Teats. Let the bloodbath begin Mr. Penguin.

2009-07-17T19:36:00.001-04:00

Stop Giving Me Urinary Track Infections from the mind of CDUB has won the final spot in the tournament of ages. Good luck in the final ol' UTI.

2009-07-10T09:58:00.001-04:00

2009-07-10T09:52:00.002-04:00

We are now down to our final division with 4 choices vying for the final spot in the championship to end all championships. Stop Giving My Urinary Track Infections and Stop Wailing On My Womb are from CDUB. Z gives us Stop Yacking On My Yeast. While the wildcard this week is from Counter Chris with Stop Abusing My Bojangles. Now fly like a seagull and vote my little ones.

2009-07-09T19:28:00.001-04:00

Stop Taxing My Teats has won the Breasts Division. Congrats to Z for the victory. Look out for the Other division voting to start tomorrow.

2009-07-05T18:20:00.001-04:00

Keep up the vote everybodies. Meanwhile we now have 3 viewer submitted suggestions Stop Blockin My Box and Stop Bustin My Box from SMH and Stop Smackin My Rack from ZMAN

2009-07-04T09:38:00.000-04:00

It is mos def Breast week here at the blogspot with the mostest. I felt like giving the gift of eye candy so enjoy. You are mos def welcome?

2009-07-03T10:17:00.000-04:00

Here is the up to date bracket Gungfungers.

2009-07-03T10:12:00.002-04:00

Breasts are what we are talking about now. That is the Breast Division of the greatest thing to ever happen to the world as we know it. Your choices this week are Stop Exacerbating My Areola and Stop Taxing My Teats from Z. Stop Mashing My Mams from yours truly Motivator. Finally Stop Nitpicking My Nips from CDUB.

2009-07-02T15:52:00.001-04:00

Stop Kicking My Cooter has won the External Vaginal Division. Yippie skippee? Let's get ready to start voting tomorrow on the Breasts division.

2009-06-30T09:29:00.001-04:00

Taint Sweat Nasty - a hot humid summer day in the south. It is taint sweat nasty here today.

2009-06-26T09:44:00.003-04:00

The External Vaginal Division begins nowwww. Now! The options this week are Stop Crushing My Clit and Stop Lacerating My Labia from CDUB. Stop Kicking My Cooter submitted by James Gang. Stop Vexing My Vulva brought to us by Z.

So hop to it and get a votin. Now? Now is the time to voteeee. Yeah yeah sunfun.

2009-06-25T22:52:00.001-04:00

One phrase has been chosen with three more to go until the super bowl of word making.

2009-06-25T17:49:00.001-04:00

Stop Oppressing My Ovaries has won the Internal Vaginal division of the greatest contest the world has ever know'd. That's Right You Heard Me In Your Head As You Read That. Capitalization Is Fun?

2009-06-24T10:07:00.002-04:00

Stop Oppressing My Ovaries is closing in on the win in the Internal Vaginal division. Keep voting everybody and don't be afraid to vote for your favorite multiple times.

2009-06-19T00:19:00.003-04:00

Today is our independence day? Yes the tourney has begun so start voting Ameriworld. The words this week deal with internal vaginal bits and pieces. Stop Cramming My Cervix and Stop Oppressing My Ovaries were submitted by CDUB. Stop Gnoshing On My Gonads and Stop Ignoring My G-Spot were submitted by Z. Be sure to vote multiple times, its real kinds of real fun in the summer sun.

2009-06-17T23:25:00.003-04:00

Here is the bracket for the upcoming playoff to find a suitable female equivalent for "stop bustin my balls". It has been divided into categories of equal importance. I will have more info as we go along as to who submitted the choices. Each division will have a weeks worth of voting to decide which words go on to face each other in a battle royale July 17 thru July 31. As the different categories come up you the web reader is recommended to leave a suggestion for another term that would fit that category.

Thank You

Motivator

2009-06-17T08:34:00.002-04:00

Ruptip has won the latest vote. Thanks for voting peoples. Our next poll will be the first of a series of votes. On Friday we will strive to find a suitable female equivalent of "stop bustin my balls!"

Anywhos ruptip will now runalong and join its new friends in the Words of Expletive Greatness.

2009-06-14T17:57:00.001-04:00

One day left to vote for a new dirty word. Keep voting Ameriworld. I'm looking at you Jose, and you to Marie. This site is followed by hundreds of thousands around the world.

2009-06-07T09:43:00.001-04:00

Trigpig - a person who likes to shoot at pigs.

2009-06-03T09:59:00.000-04:00

Pooskittle Image of the Day

2009-06-03T09:51:00.001-04:00

Hey everybody this is a historic day. You are reading the 300th post of Gettin Whiskey With White Chocolate or GWWWC has the kids say. You can feel better about yourself after reading all 300 posts knowing you are reading the future. Now go drop some Pooskittles and keep following the site with the mostest.

2009-05-24T09:26:00.000-04:00

Ferbit - a new term for f@ck it. John got fed up with work and said "ferbit".

2009-05-21T12:41:00.002-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs

I'm white and I watched this video.

2009-05-21T12:39:00.000-04:00

I'm closing in on 300 post so fyrf.

2009-05-18T09:30:00.003-04:00

Some of these post are just filler. I like to type random letters, it is fun. It's what Motivator likes to do. I like to get whiskey and talk about poo poo junction. kjhasdhf adhf klahkfh djf hjasjdf jh akuhsdfkh bdf jhds fj adsf yeah that felt good. Almost has good has drinking an ice cold Tavern Ale from Williamsburg AleWerks. If you live in Ol' Virginee you should enjoy a beverage from this fine brewery.

2009-05-15T10:11:00.003-04:00

Just For Kids Word Of The Month

Poo Poo Junction - this is a playful set of words that implies you need to have a bowel movement. Jay told his coworkers he needed to go to poo poo junction.

2009-05-14T15:56:00.001-04:00

Ruptip is out to the early lead with qwerty you's nipping at the heels. Keep voting Ameriworld it's fun to vote more than once just like watching Red Dawn more than once.

2009-05-14T15:55:00.000-04:00

This little girl might be trying to turkey tame her dad.

2009-05-14T13:14:00.001-04:00

Look at this Neil Diamond of the Toilet. The eyes have it!!! tehe tehehe?

2009-05-14T10:07:00.002-04:00

New New pollpollpoll is up nowwwww yeahhhhhh yeahh eyahh yeha aehhebahbeyayeyeba go vote ameriworld yeah.

2009-05-13T10:30:00.001-04:00

Keep keeep on gettin to th epoint yeah yeah yeah ffff you tooooo with a shanky gungfunger and a pooskittle. I hear people want to fing dick and ruptip him sumpin good.

2009-05-13T10:29:00.001-04:00

Ruptip - a man that has taken a kick to the groin. I'd like to ruptip Dick Cheney.

2009-05-05T10:20:00.002-04:00

Blowpoo - a person who gives people a blowjob while they are on the toilet. Rosie was known for being a blowpoo.

2009-05-05T10:18:00.002-04:00

Ertyderty has won the latest poll with a ton of votes coming in from the Eurasia market. Congrats indeed ertyderty.

2009-04-28T14:25:00.002-04:00

Qwerty You's - F@ck in a Jersey geek accent. hjkdhkghjkghjkg ngdnggdkhadglhgngdan hjadgngdsangdsgdsa gdshdgsdgdgs dgdgsl gdshj dghl dgs QWERTY YOU's

2009-04-22T20:34:00.001-04:00

Don't forget to plant your Victory Garden this year. We have to be vigilant in fighting those nasty Tea Baggers. They will make you feel all funny and stuffs.

2009-04-22T13:01:00.000-04:00

4 out of 5 Gungfungers agree this is delicious.

2009-04-22T10:34:00.000-04:00

Wetbet - I am not sure what this word means but it sounds b!tchin'.

2009-04-17T14:58:00.001-04:00

Here is one Republican TeaBaggin' another Republican. Repubs you can't live with them and you sure as hell can't live with them. Wait... TeaBaggin' Funnnnnnnnn????!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2009-04-17T09:57:00.002-04:00

This lil Republican TeaBags a confused Democat over the current tax code. This is confusing for the Democat because the current tax code is former President Bush's tax code not President Obama's.

2009-04-14T17:44:00.002-04:00

tipttipttyptetypetyeptititiitittipttitptitptyipe hamahamaham hamahamahamaham mamahammahama hahahahahahahamahamahamahama mmmmmmmmumumummmmmummuuummm yum yum beets are deliccccccccc jjjjjjj ertyderty vvvvvv in the year MM in the year MM in ther yeeerrrr Conan the barbarian will lancelot your heart in he is a Neil Diamond of the Toilet. ... ... . . . . . . . .... . . ... .. .. ... . . .. . .. . . . . ilike tobotefor worddds on theis siteettteteeetetetten yeahhhhh!!!@!!!!!#!!#!!!!!!?!?!$% !!!!

2009-04-14T10:12:00.000-04:00

Ungiggy - Someone who says giggity giggity too much. Hamlet is so ungiggy.

2009-04-14T10:11:00.003-04:00

Laggie has won the latest poll with 15 billion votes from across the globe. Thank you for voting world!?!?!?!? now run along and join your new friends laggie in the Words of Expletive Greatness.

2009-04-14T10:09:00.002-04:00

Ertyderty - Eerily dirty. Billy's mom continued to breast feed him until he was 14 years old, it was so ertyderty.

2009-04-09T22:40:00.002-04:00

This kitty cat planted a victory garden to defeat those awful gungfungers.

2009-03-25T15:19:00.003-04:00

Tassley and Laggie are battling to the death for the next spot in the Words of Expletive Greatness.

2009-03-24T10:04:00.001-04:00

As you ponder this vintage beer ad consider drinking a beer so smooth, refreshing, and robust as a Red Marker Ale from Williamsburg AleWerks.

2009-03-24T10:00:00.001-04:00

Tassley - A lady who is a tight @ss. Condelezza is a tassley.

2009-03-24T09:59:00.002-04:00

Fuglug has won the latest poll with a bunch of votes. It's hard to count that many votes by hand. Be on the lookout for the next poll.

2009-03-16T09:34:00.002-04:00

Laggie - someone who takes forever to walk across the road. There are a lot of laggies in Charlottesville. You could also call them a bunch of gungfungers.

2009-03-10T12:30:00.005-04:00

Here is another classic beer ad. Classici cicilasdic classicc cialcicialciccclllaasdic ccialllacicssicalc cclascxic accclacissicalccclai dicclalid that hibkittle "d" keeps appearing for no reason and don't get me started on that random Neil Diamond of the Toilet "x".

2009-03-07T10:29:00.001-05:00

Space camp is stoopid according the x an the z to the ground. Lux is influx eeeee ccccccc the stars at night in the window of a lmap in the ground at zerooooo. Sugar coated dreams are chocolate and rainbowwwwww .commmm .govvvvvv .eduuuuuu......

2009-03-06T15:53:00.002-05:00

There is a new poll up today that features a head to head battle of Fuglug and Tundle. The Motivator is proud of these new words. I want to motivate every gungfunger out there to vote early and often. Get votin Americaaaaaaaaaaaa fdd dkd dkd dkd d dk dkd kd d dk dk dk d d dk kd kd dk dk dk dk dk kd kd kd kd kd djfkjdkjfkdj jdfkjdf dj fkjdkfj djfkdjfkjdkf dkjf kdjfkjdkfjkdfkdhkhdkhkdhljhlfjhgljhdfgjh I still like to type letters at random thank you,

2009-03-06T15:50:00.000-05:00

Fuglug - a person you hate that you work with. George sure is a fuglug.

2009-02-26T20:57:00.001-05:00

The Charlottesville NBC afflilate is a bunch of Gungfungers and hibkittles. Someone should be fired for deciding to air a Virginia Cav b-ball instead of the usual Thursday night lineup.

2009-02-21T10:48:00.000-05:00

Yip-yip-yip has won the latest poll with 17 billion votes from across the globe.

2009-02-13T16:39:00.001-05:00

This is your beer photo of the day. Try drinking an ice cold Red Marker Ale as you view.

2009-02-13T16:35:00.002-05:00

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2009-02-13T16:34:00.001-05:00

Frequent Voter is a good person indeed? At least they exercise their right to vote.

2009-02-09T10:01:00.000-05:00

Tundle - a case of the runs. I ate some Indian food and got tundle.

2009-02-03T10:12:00.003-05:00

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2009-02-03T10:11:00.002-05:00

Fyrf has won the latest poll with a record 28 million votes. Thank you world for voting. Fyrf Manny Ramirez.

2009-02-03T10:09:00.001-05:00

Yip-yip-yip - someone you don't want to talk to, but they won't stop talking to you. Rory is such a yip-yip-yip.

2009-01-29T09:57:00.001-05:00

Gurryluray - a douchey guy like John Thaine. Did you hear about the gurryluray with a $35,000 antique commode on legs.

2009-01-29T09:56:00.002-05:00

27 million visitors have voted in the current poll, don't fell left out vote to the right of this post.

2009-01-20T14:01:00.001-05:00

Fyrf Chief Justice Roberts.

2009-01-13T10:03:00.001-05:00

Jazzin Yer Bone has won the latest poll with millions of votes from around the world. Thank you for voting world.

2009-01-02T09:59:00.001-05:00

Yulushmoo - unnessary public makeouts. Those people are commiting yulushmoo.